I'm going to be the Next Canadian Dracula.

[fifthdream]

Performance art.
I'm the king.
So grab a hammer; nail me to something.
Let's go
to the park
and maybe eat a fur coat.

Spray me with blood
and write
the word "guilt" all over my face.
Hurry up.
I'm the king of performance art.

Let's go to the park
Saturday.
I'll eat one hundred apples while you burn
my feet
until i scream and people gather around.

Performance art
is my gig.
I'll stab myself while you squeal like a pig.
Jessica
can work the crowd and pass out literature.

The critics won't
understand.
No one will; they're programmed by The Man.
So let's
take these mannequin parts down to the park.
Performance art.

Oh we're so f*cking dark.

Performance art.
Oh we're so f*cking dark.