Cristofer

I am the flame that burns brightest! A flame that lights the night! A flame that shatters the darkness!

I AM A FLAMING MOLTRES!! Muhahahaha!!!

I'm glad you're here to see this, twerps. I will capture all of your Pokemon, as well, for I am James, the mighty Moltres type! Hahahahaha! The Moltres soars above all and triumphs!

My soul is the soul of a Moltres. I learned that from an amazing little book we found. (The book changed my life. You should get yourself a copy.) If you submit to my rule now now, it will go well for you later, for I am James the Moltres, future ruler of all Pokemon and of the world! And now I will begin my rule triumphantly! MOLTRES!



Meowth: That outfit, where'd he get it?!
Jessie: I think that costume came right out of his closet.


http://fifthdreamtoday.toastednet.org/james_the_flaming_moltres.mp3


(My new icon rocks all. I am proud beyond all comprehension.)