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Hamtaro is so totally mega-effing cute. That's all there is to it. I just freak with cuteness overload every time i watch Hamtaro. If Hamtaro and Pikachu were to have some sort of non-violent battle to find out who was cutest, by maybe doing some sort of cute little impromptu dance, or digging in the ground for tubers or roots, or by tilting their heads and looking embarrassed, i would just pass out because my mind could not comprehend how friggin' cute it would be.

Hamtaro makes me feel emotions. I sympathize with Hamtaro. When Hamtaro is scared, i'm scared. When Hamtaro is sad, i'm sad. When Hamtaro is excited, i'm excited. When Hamtaro is happy, i'm just absolutely, incapacitatingly, completely and uncontrollably freaking elated and ecstatic, and other e words that mean "Oh, oh, the happiness is just a whole lot, really".

I want a hamster... excuse me, a ham-ham... just like Hamtaro so much right now, and i want to name him Hamtaro, just like Hamtaro. I used to have hamsters like Hamtaro when i was a little kid, but most of them were named Squiggles, not Hamtaro.

I love Hamtaro, both the cartoon Hamtaro, and the ham-ham Hamtaro himself. You must watch Hamtaro. Hamtaro comes on twice a day on Cartoon Network. THAT IS ONE WHOLE HOUR OF HAMTARO A DAY! Go now and look at the tv listings and get ready to watch Hamtaro next time it comes on. Do it. At least tape Hamtaro and watch it later. Hamtaro will make you a better person, deep down inside, somewhere above your pelvis, sort of around your belly button area, where it really, really counts.

Here is a picture of Hamtaro. Isn't Hamtaro cute? YES HE IS!

"I'm a child of the wind
like a leaf on the breeze,
and i blow undirected,
unannounced like a sneeze...
No hanky please."
-Jingle, one of Hamtaro's ham-ham friends.

So, in conclusion:
HAMTARO ROCKS ME UNLIKE ANY OTHER.

Rock on, Hamtaro, rock on.....

*Kushi-kushi-kushi-kushi-kushi*