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RAVEMAN from Aural Vampire wrote me on MySpace last night. So freaking cool.

My LiveJournal paid account expires today. :\

I'm putting a bunch of Sifl & Olly episodes on DVD starting today. Can't wait to watch them again.


A survey stolen from somewhere, that, for some reason, mentions my junk a lot.

1. What is your Mom's best friend's name?
...

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Smack dab in the middle just above my.. er.. junk.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Um.

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
I think.

5. What body part do you wash first?
Hair.

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathroom?
I don't use public toilets.

7. What's the strangest talent you have?
Strangest? I can make things magically balance on my forehead. I put things there, and they just stay.

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie. That "word" looks weird.

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Salt and vinegar or cheesy quesadilla.. or baked potato, or... ;_;

10. Have you ever been tied up?
Yes.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I've only been grounded once, and it was for flashing my junk at a girl when i was like nine. <.<

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
What would driving around the block accomplish?

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
I don't think i've had two "dates" ever. I don't "date". I just end up being with someone.

14. How many times have you been cussed out?
Um. Many?

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Whichever i grab first.

16. have u ever been to a gay bar?
Nope.

17. Girls--some are awesome, some are sluts, some are two faced and some are works of wonder. Which one are you?
The not-one kind. I'm male. I have boy junk. (Why is my junk coming up so much in this survey?)

18. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
They were all... They... Er. They each had a vagina. ...Actually, all of them wrote poetry, too.

19. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
No.

20. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
No. I don't even know what snipe-hunting is.

21. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
That would be, um... revealing. <.<; ::whistles nonchalantly::

22. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Yes, i have. A few of them, actually.

23. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again?
Seems some of this question is missing.

24. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
...

25. What was your childhood nick name?
Cris?

26. When was the last time you played air guitar?
Let me check my Air Guitar journal...

29. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
"Sex's". I don't believe so. I think i'd been in there during a tornado drill, though.

30. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Heh, none of your business.

31. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Ugh, god, no.

31. How do you eat your cookie?
With my mouth.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Gah-hahahahaha.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
I can't think of anything. And whatever it is your're thinking, chances are i have done it in front of others, so... you're not clever.

34. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Depends on what it is, and what i'm feeling like that day.

35. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
Probably not.

36. How often do you clean out your ears?
When i shower.

37. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
I... don't know.

38. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
Okay, enough of the ass questions.

39. Do you have any strange phobias?
Yes.

40. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Plenty of times.

41. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Hung out with Stabbing Westward? They came to us.

42. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
See #11.

43. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
Nope.

44. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
See #13.

45. Have you ever played naked twister?
Nope, but i've played strip Monopoly.

46. Have you ever been drunk at work?
No.

47. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister attractive?
Actually, if they had one, i'd never seen them.

48. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Did somebody take it somewhere? <.<

Comments

[rizzo.livejournal.com]

48. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Did somebody take it somewhere? <.<

OMG BEST ANSWER EVER!

[doomplague.livejournal.com]

The way you worded the subject implies that where you stole it from mentions your junk a lot...which I emphatically deny.

Snipe-hunting is basically a really old prank and I'm surprised it's mentioned in the survey.