[08:40:11pm] <Kitsune> I make some mad frenchy toast.

[fifthdream]

Stolen.

What is the closest thing to you that is orange?: An empty bottle of orange soda touching my foot. o.O

Do you have a drinking problem?: Nope.

What was your weirdest dream??: It would take a long time to type, and probably a long time to figure out which of many was weirdest.

Have you ever almost burned down a house?: Nope.

Does it annoy you when people act stupid for attention?: Yes, almost more than anything else.

What would people think if they could read your mind?: Heh, i dunno about "think", but i'm sure they'd be repulsed and never talk to me again.

Do your parents know your darkest secret?: No one does.

What is your darkest secret?: No one is going to, either.

You ever had a near death experience with a sheep?: Um. No.

Have you even seen anything that you wish you didn't see?: Yeah, many, many times.

Have you ever had a deadly experience with a wild animal?: I don't believe i have.

Do you like being a slut on halloween?: Like? I dunno, i'd have to try it sometime.

Are you a slut all year long?: I could be, if you were REALLY nice to me.

What age did you stop believing in santa claus?: I dunno, later than most, probably.

What sound makes your ears want to bleed?: Crappy pop music, and celebrity gossip.

Who is the ugliest person you can think of?: Um. Your mom.

What doctor do you dread seeing the most?: All of them.

What do you think the most pointless store at the mall is?: Most of them.

Have you ever woke up and you were crying?: I have, but it's been a very long time.

Do you like to dance on table tops?: No. I wouldn't do it. A) I don't want to look like a fool. B) I don't want to fall and hurt myself.

Have you ever used a copy/scaner machine inappropriately?: "Scaner"? All the time. I'd go to my mom's work and play with it all day, copying my face, my hands, making "special effects" pictures, copying drawings, making 'zines...

Which of your friends is most likely to pass out drunk?: Um.

Which of your friends is most likely to go streaking?: You tell me. Then make sure i'm there when it happens.

Has a llama ever spit on you?: I don't think i've seen a llama in real life, unless it was at a zoo.

Have you ever eaten seaweed?: Yeah. Seaweed is in a lot of food, even ice cream.

What is the strangest things you've ever eating?: Engrish much? I've eaten cow brains, goat, frogs, octopi, cuttlefish, flowers, cactus...

Do you think the president is hot? ... Go to hell.

Type " turkey sandwich on pizza while butchering a pig" with your
eye close: you mean "eyes closeD"? " turkey sandwich on pizza while butchering a pig" with your eyes close:

Have you ever broken into someones home?: Nope.

Where is the best place the hide a body?: In plain sight.

Have you ever yelled at non living things?: Daily, if not more often.

Have you ever lived in a box on the street?: Nope.

Do you help old people accross the road?: I'd have to be outside, near people, to have both old people and roads happen simultaneously.

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Neither. They used to be married, though.

2) Vegetarian?
I eat the animals, large and small.

3) Heaven?
Not yet.

4) Came close to dying?
Don't believe so.

5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
None at all.

6) Are you eating?
Nope, drinking tea though.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes.

8) Makeup?
Not lately.

10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Sure, if it was free, painless, and guaranteed to come out flawlessly.

11) What do you wear to bed?
Depends on how i feel and/or how cold it is.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Tons.

13)CAN YOU ROLL YOUR TONGUE?
YES I CAN. I can also roll my R's.

15)What kind of sNeakers?
I DoN't wear "sNeakers".

16) you believe in Abortion?
Yes, i believe that it happens.

17) what is your hair color?
Cardboard.

18) Future child's name?
Xandor. That's the name of every child in the future.

19) Do you snore?
A little bit, but not loudly.

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Tokyo.

Do you sleep with a stuff animal?
Nope. But there are some in the room, nearby.

23) Gold or silver?
Silver.

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
One of each, barbecued, please. ::holds out plate::

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Is candy food?

26.) City, beach or country
City.

27) What was the last thing you touched?
Your mom. Okay, i lied. The mouse and keyboard.

28) Where do you eat dinner?
At this desk.

29) When's the last time you cried
A few weeks ago when i was worried about someone.

30) Do you read blogs?
No. I read online journals. ::glares::

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Well, i guess it depends on what "dressing like the opposite sex" means. Some would say wearing gothy makeup is "dressing like the opposite sex", and i've done that.

32) Ever been involved with the police?
I went out with a cop. That's not what you meant. And i didn't, really.

33) what's your favourite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
Coconut-scented.

34) Do you talk in your sleep?
No one ever said i did.

35) Ocean or pool?
Um. Both? I dunno.

36) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Portishead, "Wandering Star" has been in my head for a few days.

37) what's your favorite color?
Black. And every time you ask and i type it, i say it out loud like the Mayor of Transylvania.

38) Window seat or aisle?
Window.

39) Ever met anyone famous?
Tons. Literally.

40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
Not a bit.

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Both. Not that i eat spaghetti all that often.....

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Drop them both off of something.

43) Basketball or Football?
Neither.

44) How long do your showers last?
Like 20 minutes or so.

45) Do you drive a stick?
Nope.

46) Cake or ice cream?
Both, mixed together. Thanks, Pee-Wee.

49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Bum is an icky word. And yes.

50) When was your first crush?
Um, when i was very little.

51) Where do you wish you were?
Toky.. you know what? Go talk to number 20.

53) Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
"Rode"? I don't believe so, but i keep getting the idea that i may have. ::shrug::

54) Can you tango?
Um. Nope.

55) Last gift you received?
Books and money, and a letter.

56) Last sport you played?
Tony Hawk?

57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
Video games. And by "a lot" i mean "not much".

58) Where do you live?
In a town a short drive from St. Louis.

60) Last wedding attended?
Probably a friend's in high school.

61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
Depends on what i want to eat.

63) Most hated food(s)?
Tomatoes. Ick.

64) What are you listening to right now?
"Caring Is Creepy" by The Shins.

65) Can you sing?
I can, physically. Doubt i can sing well.

67) what's your least fav. chores?
Ones that i do.

68) Favorite drink?
Iced Tea.

69) Current Crush:
Fruitless, imaginary, fictional, secret, etc. Pick one and get on with your life. Nothing to see here.