Zigzag.

Have any of you ever seen the movie "Zardoz"? Have any of you even heard of it? Sweet Baby Jesus, i just saw this... thing.

It stars Sean Connery (God knows how they got him to do this thing), and some other British people, and God, it's freaking weird. Think Barbarella meets Highlander meets A Clockwork Orange meets eating some bad clams. It came out in 1974, and it's obvious. And the only thing more plentiful than the boobs are one-liners that are effing hilarious when taken out of context... or hell, even when in context. You HAVE to see this.

Ever want to see naked people wrapped in Ziploc bags? See this movie. Ever want to see Sean Connery haul off and just toss a woman about fifteen feet? See this movie. Ever want to see him in a red speedo and pirate boots, running around like a maniac? Click here, or see this movie. Wanna watch some half-naked woman discuss Sean Connery's erection? See this movie. Want to see Connery wander around a room full of mirrors like Bruce Lee? Yes, see this movie.

Oh, and annoying internet shorthand was invented in this movie. Srsly.

God, this movie owns.