::Stretches.::

[fifthdream]

Surveys with the BEST ANSWERS EVER. Seriously. Read this one all the way through. You'll learn a lot about me.


Do you wake up cranky?
Mmm, sometimes.

If an ex said he/she hates you, you say?:
Err, something along the lines of "Okay, but why didn't you mention that before?"

Would you curse in front of your parents?:
I have.

If a fairy godmother comes into your life, you'd...?
What, is she looking for money? Not getting any here.

What is your current annoyance?
Oh. Billions. Main one being the fact that my computer is grinding away and the hard drive light is constantly on even though i just rebooted and am not running much, or anything particularly special.

Do you like drama?
Absolutely not. I avoid it all costs, and resent people who bring it into my sphere of awareness.

What kind of phone do you have?
A cheap blue plastic landline one. I dare you to ask again. ::glare::

Last time you were on a boat and where?
God, probably the time i was in a canoe in my last year of high school and COOKED my legs. Last time i wore shorts, too, probably.

Do you take daily vitamins or medications?:
Nope. Well, i try to take a vitamin, but i forget.

Where is your computer located?
In my bedroom.

What was the last item you bought?:
Um. Probably that candy/gum/snacks i ordered from Japan. Last thing i bought and HAVE was a usb PS2 controller knockoff, and a 64mb PS2 memory card.

What country has the best food?
I haven't had food from every country, so i do not know.

Last time you used a coupon?:
I know that sometime in history i have used a coupon, but it was such a long time ago that it seems like an abstract concept.

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
Not particularly, but i don't really like them, either.

If your best friend told you they were moving, you?:
Would hope where they were moving was near to me. XD

Would you rather go to a party or out of town?
Where is "out of town" exactly?

Apple Bottom Jeans or Hollister gift card?:
I have no idea what this means.

Do you think you're dumb?:
Or maybe just happy... do doo doo do doooo... Also: No.

Say a random word?:
A random word. CLEVER TECHNICALITY-IZED!

Do you wear anything with skulls?:
Hmm. Nope.

What is/was your school mascot?:
A Trojan warrior and a Knight.

At what age do you want to be married?
Um. When's your schedule free?

Is divorce an option?:
It's an option, but it's not an easy, lazy out.

What color is your luggage?:
Luggage? Um. Yeah. Luggage.

Where and when did you last go on vacation?:
Florida, when i was five.

Where is your dad right now?:
Probably watching TV.

What are you supposed to be doing right now?:
Um. Nothing?

What is your 5 year plan?:
Breath. Then do it again another time. Then another. Repeat.

10 yr plan?
See above.

One wish?
More wishes.

Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
Mmm. No. If anything, i'm closer to most people now.

When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?
Unbearably? Have i ever?

How is life going for you right now?
Ask again later. < - Yes, kept.

When was the last time you held someone’s hand?
Um. When i lived in NC?

Who can you tell everything to?
Hmm. No one? There are some people i don't want to scare.

Who was the last person you talked to on AIM?
Aeri.

Last words you spoke?
No idea.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a C?
No.

How do you feel about gay marriage?
Same as i feel about any marriage.

What is the next concert you're going to?
::Shrug.::

Can you play guitar hero?
I suppose, but i don't have it.

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
I prefer more cold than warm, but too cold and i feel pain.

any part of your body sore?
Not at the moment, thank god.

Who was your last text from?
N/A.

What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
Transformers. Yeah.

What do you currently hear right now?
[03/30/08 08:04:35pm] Currently playing on AllGames Radio: The Black Mages - KURAYAMINOKUMO

Coach Purse or NFL game tickets?
I dunno what a "Coach Purse" is, but i could probably scalp tickets.

Do fish have feelings?
A little.

what do you currently smell like?
Deodorant and detergent.

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
Um.

Would you rather watch football or baseball?
No.

Missing someone right now?
Yeah.

What's the strangest fact about you?
Um, that's for other people to decide, no?

Where is your number one person on your friends list?
In a hotel right now, i'm assuming.

Do you feel like dancing?
Nope.

How much money do you have on you?
On me? Nothing, there's $95 over there, though. ::points::

What’s a fact about the last person you were on the phone with?
I forget who it was, but both of them are somehow under the impression that i am awesome, and i'm not going to tell them differently.

Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
I don't have one.

What were you doing at 10am?
Um. Sleeping, i believe.

When did you last cry?
July 2006.

What is your favorite thing to eat?
::insert perverted answer here::

What do you want in your life right now?
Less worry.

Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
Neither. I like rain. I walk in it.

Do you wear Crocs?
I guess not, since i dunno what that is.

What do you smell like?
Deodorant.

What’s your favorite Gatorade flavor?
I don't drink it.

What is your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Um. -s- ::winks at Aeri::

Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
No, i make them ubersimple. I don't see the need for "complicated".

Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
Nope.

What was the last movie you went to see?
Transformers.

Do you have Justin Timberlake music on your iPod?
God, no. Also: iPod? God, no.

Do you live near your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nope.

Can you sleep in jeans?
I can, but i'd rather not.

Are you a cuddler?
Sure, not that i get to be.

Where were you on July 4th, 2007?
At home. (Repeat for about 360 other dates.)

Who was the last person you were in a car with?
Ummm... My dad, i think.

What is the last thing you bought someone?
I bought Ashe some Wasabi Doritos. XD

Do you trust people easily?
Nope.

Do you say "dawg"?
God, no.

What are you proud of?
My creativity.

Have you ever dated someone named Derrick?
No, but he used to call me the world's best chatter.

Who was last to cook for you?
Well, i'm eating leftover rice i made, so me.

When you sleep do you dream about heroin addictions?
Your fetish is quite unique and narrow.

Do you care what others think about you?
Only if i care about them in the first place.

Will you ever hug the last person you hugged again?
I hope so.

What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
Making some money, hopefully saving toward a new PC.

Who was the last person you called?
I really don't call anyone. Maybe i'll remedy that sometime.

Do you plan on moving in the next year?


What were you doing at 9pm last Friday night?
Probably talking to Aeri and trying to stay sane.

Who was your last missed call?
N/A.

How often do you shower?
When i smell like your mom.

What was the last thing that made you sick to your stomach?
Paranoia.

Do you love anyone?
Yes.

Is there anyone you’d like to punch in the face?
Ehh. Maybe?

Deep Survey(103 questions)

On a scale 1 to 10, How much self-esteem do you have?::
3 and 9, simultaneously.

What do you hate/love about your apperance?::
Hate? Most of it. But my fingernails are black and chippy, and it makes me feel like i did in other times.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?::
I would if it was free, painless, and guaranteed complication-free.

What's the worst thing about you?::
I procrastinate, hesitate, and doubt myself. I also keep important things to myself, out of fear.

The Best?::
I am like Oh My God effing SMOOTH, and awesome.

Can you trust your friends with anything?::
I wouldn't burden them with "anything".

Who's your best?::
I have like five close friends. They're all the "best".

If your worst enemy was dying in the hospital, would you visit?::
Why would i? Also: Explain to family, what? "HEY I'M HERE TO SEE ____, MY WORST ENEMY!" Sure.

Your opinion on bullies::
Pretty much the destruction of society. (When it boils down to it, anyone causing someone else problems intentionally is a bully, and this includes entire goverments, therefore, yes, bullies = root of all problems.)

Do you hate anybody?:
No. I could do without some people being in my sphere of awareness, though.

Who?:
People who hurt/annoy people i care about.

What do you feel now?:
Pleasantly full, a little less anxious, um... and a word i never use to describe myself. And it's so not my fault.

-> I am a little excited for 11 to come around though :) <- I don't know what this means, or why it was already here, but it is eerily, almost Oh My God scarily relevant to the last answer. Very, very, inexplicably weird. ::looks at Aeri. O.O::

Have you ever thought about death?:
Of course.

Do you love anybody?:
Yes, i do.

Do they know?:
I think so. If not, they should.

If a friend and a family member were dying, Who would you save?(only one)::
If *A* friend and *A* family member was dying, there is only one of each to save, no? So i save them. You didn't say to pick one between them.

Would you die for someone you've only known for a day?::
Doubt it.

Would you die for anybody?::
Yes, i would.

What do you fear?::


Are you paranoid?::
Oh, holy god, yes,

Do you regret anything?
Of course i do.

Would you change it?::
Sure.

Roses or tulip?:
Roses really do have a new meaning, now.

What color represents you?::
Black. The color of the heart of the darkness of the pain of my soul. ::Stands next to a tree on a hilltop and the wind blows my long flowing silver-colored hair, and sakura petals spin all around me, looking determined/pensive.::

What do you look like?::
I... look-a... like a man.

What do you look for in another person?::
Intelligence, creativity, compassion. I'm not close to anyone who doesn't have those.

There are no strangers only friends we haven't met yet" :
If you say so. But that's not true, because there are six billion jackasses i wouldn't want to be friends with.

Do you hate Emo/Goths?::
Yes, because Goths hate themselves, right? WIN.

Do you hate Preps/Jocks?::
Not especially. I hate idiots of any persuasion.

Do looks and labels mean anything to you?::
Nope. Though i might not talk to someone wearing a "My other ride is your mom." t-shirt. Wait, I want that t-shirt!

How would you react if you found out you had cancer?::
I am not a calm person: Utter panic?

Anybody you cared about passed away?(sorry for bad grammar)::


Do you envy anybody?::
God, yes.

If so, who and why?::
Darla, for living in Japan. Aeri for her creativity and general awesomeness and hotness. Ashe for her animation sKiLLz. Cat for her artwork. If i was 1/5 as skilled and awesome as these people, i'd be a megasuperpower.

If you were to live forever or die on the spot, which would you choose?::
Depends on the day, honestly. No, more on the minute.

Do you open up to people easily?::
God, no, but someone lately has me dissected and splayed open and everything's gushing out and showing. -.-;

Do you need love to live?::
No. But it hurts to, without it.

Do soul mates exist?::
Yeah.

How would you describe an insecure person?::
Logical, experienced, sensible.

Do you make other people feel bad to make yourself feel better?::
No. I make them feel bad because they deserve to for nor being as good as me.

Do you belive poverty will ever end?::
Nope. Someone will always have power, and pass it on to someone else, and people with power find ways to keep others without it.

What kind of music do you like?::
Goth, rock, Japanese pop and rock, video game soundtracks.

Favorite song::
No way i could pick just one.

Write lyrics that you can relate to::

Anna Tsuchiya, "Kuroi Namida" (translated from the original Japanese).

I can't even count how many nights i've prayed that tomorrow never comes.
I need something so i can go on living my simple life as i did before.
When you can't even believe in yourself, what should you believe in?
The answer is so close, i can't see it.

In me, who's shedding black tears, there's nothing but sadness...
I can't put it into words.
My whole body is aching.
And i can't take this, being alone...

Is that the most difficult thing in this world,
To live on without changing myself?
If i could have something from you, i'd want something intangible;
I don't need anything else to break.

Even if i cry black tears and scream,
Tomorrow will still come with an indifferent face.
If i'm going to keep being battered
By the same pain every day,
Then i want to go far away,
Even though i know it's selfish of me...

In me, who's shedding black tears, there's nothing but sadness...
I can't put it into words.
My whole body is aching.
And i can't do this on my own.

Even if i cry black tears and scream,
Tomorrow will come with an indifferent face.
If i'm going to keep being battered
By the same pain every day,
Then i want to go far away,
Even though i know it's selfish of me...


Is it possible to feel your heart shatter?::
Oh, god, yes, it is.

If somebody were to look deep into your eyes, what would they feel/see?::
Their very soul being sucked from their hearts, and the deep desire to just let it happen.

Do you think you're shallow?:
Not... really?

Have you ever cried for no reason?::
Sure, sometime in life.

Do you like public speaking?::
I don't really like speaking, period.

If you fell off a stage on live national televison, what would you do?::
Stand up and wonder how the eff i got on live national television.

Would you enter a beauty paegeant so your friend was allowed to?::
Um. No, because i would not be accepted. ;P

Are you competitive?::
100% no. I find competition to be a very useless pursuit. We're not fighting for food anymore, why do we need to compete?

What's the worst experience you've ever had?::

Do your friends help you in your time of need?:: ..
Yes. I don't know what kind of mess i'd be without Aeri lately, honesty.

Are they really your friends?::
Yes. I don't use that term lightly.

What do you dream about?::
Oh. Um. You don't need to know about that. <.< :x

Any nightmares?
Sure. They don't sound like they'd be scary when i describe them, but they're very scary during the dream.

Would you rather be fat or dead?::
Mmmm, fat.

When you see a really fat person in a candy store, what comes to mind 1st?::
"I hope nobody talks to me. I hope nobody talks to me. I hope nobody talks to me. I hope nobody talks to me. I hope nobody talks to me." Like i always think.

Do you think Steve Wilkos is a good person?::
Who?

What would you do if your Boyfriend/Girlfriend joined the army?::
I don't think i'd be involved with anyone with whom this'd be an option. Not that it's bad, just... i don't think the kind of person i like would WANT to be in the military for any reason whatsoever.

Do you deal with your problems maturely?::
No. I withdraw.

Do you like to be home alone at midnight?::
Not really, but i'm okay with it. I'd rather be... with someone at midnight, obviously.

Who's your favorite author/poet?::
Neil Gaiman, Dr. Michio Kaku.

If you wrote Romeo and Julliet, would you give it a happy ending?::
No, why would you do that. It ruins the entire meaning of the story. <- Kept. And you spelled "Juliet" wrong, douchebag.

Can you play an instrument? What?::
You can play my instrument, baby.

Do you kill bugs?::
Sure. Little beetley things are okay usually, but spiders go.

How do you feel about the enviroment?::
I think it's all around us. Other than that, let it rot. If humans can't keep things livable, let 'em destroy themselves. The sooner, the better.

Do you recycle your paper?::
Yes.

Do you drink diet or regular coke?:
No.

What do you think of when I say happiness?::
I say you mean "contentedness". Happiness lasts for seconds. Contentedness is what you want.

Define Love::
Admiration above the ordinary.

Can you tell love from lust?::
Yes. They are two entirely separate things.

Would you become a vampire if you had the chance?::
No. I have enough unquenchable cravings as it is. I don't need one that could kill me. Okay, one MORE that could kill me...

Do you belive in God?::
Yes.

How about Destiny/Fate?::
I believe in time machines. -s-

Can you really succeed in anything if you try?::
No. I will never grow big green bug wings and pee my way into world domination, no matter how hard i aspire to.

Would you let film you for 6 months for a reality Tv show?:
I let your mom film me.

Do you get along with your parents?::
Yes.

How often do you fight with them?::
I don't.

How often do they fight amongst each other?::


Are they still together?::


Your opinion on the evolution theory::
There are... opinions? We purposefully breed animals, and plants, for specific purposes. Evolution is not a theory, it's a practice.

Are you glad your not attached to somebody by the head?::
"You're". And if you're going to ask idiotic, random, pointless questions, just stop writing surveys, already.

If you chose who you'd be locked in aroom with for 24 hours who would it be:
Oh, god... Aeri. I owe her. <.<

Is mental or physical pain worse?:
As much as i'd love to say mental, physical pain can cause mental pain, or interfere with the mind working at all, so physical.

Do you keep feelings bottled up?::
Usually. But i've been letting some of them spew freely, often, lately. <.< -s-

Do you think your crazy, and need to see a therapist?::
Again, "you're". And if i do, it's because people like you drove me to it.

Is life a journey or a book, planned out for us?::
"A journey or a book"? I dunno, is your life a washcloth or a gust of wind? Those things are opposites, too, right?

If a parent hugs you, how would you normally respond?::
Um. With a hug?

Have you ever been so mad, you wanted to strangle somebody?::
Elbows to the face and knees to the genitals are a much more painful punishment.

If you were put in a room and were told to express your anger, would you?::
Is there paint in the room?

"Old is 15 years older than I am now" :
Okay. Is there a question?

Do you belive smoking ages you?::
Yes.

If you were raised in an alcohol abusive home what would you be like?::
Um.

Would you give money to a homeless person on a cold, snowy day?::
What difference does weather make?

How do you feel about homeless people?::
I feel enraged that a society is allowed to exist that causes there to be people without homes. Nuke humanity into oblivion, please.

Do you think you'll end up like that?::
Probably.

How do you feel about orphans?::
Um. Is there anything other than the obvious to feel about it?

Did this survey give you an inner look of who you are?::
No, because if i didn't already know these things, how could i answer them? Also, if a survey made me really look deeply into myself for answers, for the first time, i'd feel obligated to do the world a favor and plant some bullets into my brain.

1. Is there someone who's always on your mind?
Yes, very much so, lately.

2. Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
They wanted me to. I had no choice.

3. What is your name?
Cristofer.

4. Have you ever been to California?
No.

5. How is life going for you right now?
Worrisome. Hopeful. Hopeless. Better. HaF.

6. Do you like American Idol?
No.

7. Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
Needs to? No. But i am keeping something from someone. But she knows i am.

8. Who was the last person to comment you?
Um. I have no idea. You. Go do it, now.

9. Regret(s)?
Gimme a verb.

10. What /when was the last reason you cried?
July 2006, because i was worried about a friend.

12. Is there a reason for your myspace song?
What MySpace song?

13. What is your middle name?
NOYB.

15. Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends?
Um, maybe, but i can't think who it might have been.

17. Do you own a pair of green pants?
Yes. I have a pair of green jeans. I was wearing them and a maroon God Lives Underwater t-shirt, and my buckle boots, and was asked by a group of women at a bus stop if i was in a fashion show. True story.

18. How do you feel about piercings and tattoos?
I feel i can't be pierced because my body rejects metal, much like vampires and Wolverine do in movies. And i can't get a tattoo, because i'm too fickle, and could never think of anything good enough to be on me forever. Plus they would bug me, seeing them out of the corner of my eye all the time. But i can enjoy them on other people, very much.

19. Ever had the opposite sex over when no one was home?
Um. No. Cuz we were home. ;P

20. Do you believe that what comes around goes around?
Not at all. Look at all the assholes who are perfectly rich and happy, and awesome people who aren't.

21. What is your favorite fruit?
I like most fruits.

23. What is the last song to make you cry?
No idea.

24. Does anyone love you?
Sometimes they say they do, and i'd hate to think they were lying.

26. Is your best friend(s) pretty?
Yes, very. I have the hottest friends like ever.

27. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Nope. I know better.

28. Do you trust people easily?
Nope, not at all. If i've told you anything remotey meaningful or confidential, then know you have my heart in your hands. Please don't *SQUEEEEEZE*.

29. Whats the one thing that always gets you through the day?
Friends who truly give a crap about me.

32. Where is one place you want to visit?
Japan.

33. Do you like hugs or do you freak when people hug you?
I like hugs. I will usually drag them out.

34. Ever felt that no one relates to you?
Of course. That makes me as special as everyone else.

35. Had plans and broke them?
Sure.

36. Done anything illegal?
Oh, yes.

38. Are you a vegetarian?
No.

40. Who are you jealous of?
I answered this already.

41. Are you a lover or a fighter?
I'll kick your ass at loving, bitch.

43. What does your best friend (s) call you?
Cristofer, Fifth.

45. What were you doing 4 hours ago?
Sleeping, as i should still be.

46. Have you ever called 911?
No.

47. Next vacation you're going?
::Shrug.::

48. Ever crawled through a window?
No. Maybe.

49. Has anyone ever crawled through your window?
Hmm. No?

56. Do you drink every weekend?
I haven't drank in over a year.

57. Do you like beer?
No.

58. Are you loud?
Do you want me to be, baby?

59. What are you listening to right now?
Deftones covering The Cure's "If Only Tonight We Could Sleep".

67. What were you doing at 10pm yesterday?
Probably playing Dirge of Cerberus.

68. Do people underestimate you?
Yes, absolutely. Someday i will rule them, and they will think to themselves, "Totally did not expect that."

69. Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
Um. No idea.

70. Who was the last person who text messaged you?
N/A.

71. Are you taller than 5 6?
Yes.

72. I'll bet you're missing someone right now?
God, yes. But less than earlier: Darla IMed me. :D

73. Liking anyone?
Mmm? What's that?

74. What did you think of your last hug?
It made me happy. :) Also: You know that scene in every anime where the girl hugs the guy and her boobs squish against him and he blushes? THAT *TOTALLY* HAPPENED!!

75. Why did that hug take place?
Cuz Ashe was saying hi?

76. Why are you taking this survey?
Sleeping right now would feel too forced.

-BEDROOM SURVEY -
NO LYING

Do you have the following in your bedroom:
Condoms: No.

Computer/laptop: Yes.

Bean bag: No.

Pictures: Um. Posters? Someone send me pictures to put up by my bed.

Mirror: A tiny hand one.

Skateboard: No.

Bed: Yes.

Clothes on the floor: Yep.

Surfboard: God, no.

Smoke detector: No, but it's right outside.

Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums: Keyboard, yes.

Locking door: Yes.

Bottle of water: No, but bottles of soda.

Blacklight: Yes, a whole string of them.

Medals/Ribbons: No.

CDs: Hundreds.

Flag: No.

Stop sign/any sign: No.

Real Gun: Nope.

Cigarettes: One, and written on it is "NEVER KNOWS BEST".

Pot: No.

Alcohol: Just empty bottles of rum and sake. Refill, plz.

Books: Tons.

Ps2: Yep.

Xbox: God, no.

Stereo: Two, actually.

Television: Yes.

Lighter: Yes.

Gum: Tons. I get more free gum than i chew.

How many windows do you have in ur room? "Ur"? I have one, you illiterate bastard.

Do you get ready in your bedroom?
I get dressed in there. I shower/shave/brush teeth in the bathroom.

What's on your walls?
A nine inch nails concert poster, a bootleg Pokemon poster i bought at Hot Topic, a Switchblade Symphony bumper sticker, and black paint spatters. Whoops.

The opposite sex been in your room before?
Yes.

Has the opposite sex been on your bed?
Yes.

Anyone other than you ever had sex in your bed?
No.

Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you?
No one.

Do you like your bedroom?
Wish it was less cluttered.