"I need to go wash this off."

Me: You okay?

Him: Yeah... It's just that... i've never gotten to, you know, go out and actually do anything for Halloween.

Me: I don't think that'd be the best thing to do tonight, considering we just got raided by snot harpies.

...and then i woke up.


(I had a whole dream, and mythology created, about the snot harpies. Maybe i'll post it later.)