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[fifthdream]

Player Information for:
Fifthdream, the Son and Heir of Nothing In Particular (glowing faintly)
Hours Played: 255 | | | | Age: 18 years (Born 3/6/1409)
Class Level: 47 | | | | Total Level: 47
Race: half-elf | | | | Gender: male
Class: ranger | | | | Alignment: 18 (neutral)
Hit Points: 250/250 | | | | Practices: 17
Spell Points: 539/539 | | | | Quest Points: 789 (30 quests)
Stamina: 314/314 | | | | Reputation: 75 (Good)
Strength: 19/19 | | | | Vitality: 17/19
Knowledge: 12/19 | | | | Luck: 11/19
Wisdom: 13/19 | | | | Courage: 12/20
Agility: 22/23 | | | | Sanity: 11/20
Personality: 7/19

Spell Complexity Comprehension: 45%
Proficiency Complexity Comprehension:
Wea: 37% Def: 35% Com: 28% Tek: 70% Mys: 70%

* You have 9,618,462 experience points and need 81,538 to advance.
* You have killed 1,240 creatures and 0 players in combat.
* You have been killed 41 times, 0 in player kill combat.
* You have defeated 0 players and lost 5 times in arena combat.
* You are carrying 18 items weighing 11 stones and 47 pebbles.
* You will flee from combat if your hit points drop below 83.

You are using:

[used as light] a friar's lantern (new) (unlit)
[worn on finger] a kobold ring (new)
[worn on finger] a kobold ring (new)
[worn around neck] an octarine pendant (new)
[worn around neck] a bloodstone pendant (new)
[worn on body] a gleaming chainmail shirt (new)
[worn on head] a steel helm of the guard (new)
[worn on legs] obsidian leggings (new)
[worn on feet] a pair of malachite boots (new)
[worn on hands] gauntlets of necromancy (new)
[worn on arms] a bracer made of white marble (new)
[worn as shield] a whirlpool beast's scale (new)
[worn over shoulder] a green leather quiver
[worn about body] a gold-trimmed robe of the high priest (new)
[worn about waist] a codpiece of power (new)
[worn around wrist] an octarine bracelet (new)
[worn around wrist] a wrist protector (new)
[right hand] a white leatherbound spellbook (new)
[left hand] a crimson longsword (new)

Current Armor Resistance (AR):
(Head ) Pierce: 16 Bash: 15 Slash: 12 Exotic: 8
(Torso ) Pierce: 14 Bash: 13 Slash: 10 Exotic: 7
(Arms ) Pierce: 13 Bash: 12 Slash: 10 Exotic: 6
(Legs ) Pierce: 9 Bash: 9 Slash: 7 Exotic: 3

Equipped weapon damage:
With your current knowledge of 'sword', a crimson longsword will cause 54 points of damage against 0 ar.

You are carrying:

a longbow (new)
( 2) a page of parchment
a cinnamon roll (fresh)
a crafted ring band (new)
a wrist protector (new)
a gold pocketwatch (new)
a dented spade (slightly worn)
an iron pick axe (heavily worn)
a portable hole (new)
( 4) a small leather pouch (new)
a spellbook bound in orange leather (new)
a strong oaken box (new)
a leather backpack (new)
a leather water skin (new)
a small canvas bag (new)

A total of 19 items weighing 11 stones, 47 pebbles (3pb gold weight)
You may carry a maximum of 54 items weighing a maximum of 19 st, 0 pb.

Current holdings:
Bank Name | | | | | Interest Rate | Your Balance
First Bank of Rune | | | | 3.50 % | | | | 982 gp
*First Bank of Sigil | | | | 2.50 % | | | | 209,075 gp
You have a total of [210,057] gp in 2 accounts, with [7,044] gp on hand.